Holographic Ventriloquist

Holographic Ventriloquist

I just don’t buy into a conspiracy theory that the world being a sphere is just bunk and they’ve been telling us the “ball” theory to keep us from knowing there is a great big projector in outer space projecting a holographic image of reality; which is a flat earth enveloped in a dome so that this great space entity can project the illusion of reality.

The Law of Parsimony states:

All things being equal the less ridiculous is the most plausible

– Occam’s razor theory

Let me see if I get this straight though.  The earth is supposed to be flat – not a 3d sphere – not a ball – just a flat as a pancake 8 km thick spinning like a record playing in an imagined Galaxy projected from some three dimensional source in outer space watching over us for a billion years?  Do I have it about right?

I guess the sun is the light source for the projector; naturally, of course it is, where else?  If the universe is just a projected image then from where does sound come?  Sound is said to expand three dimensionally from its source.  Every molecule vibrates in its own frequency – every molecule makes it own individual sound.  All that can not come from some singular source.   So unless that giant projector in the sky is also a ventriloquist then thanks to sound that projected hologram theory is blown out of the water – it no longer floats anyway.

But, yeah, okay that is way more plausible than my belief in a Supreme Deity.  I tell you what, those who don’t believe, post your own blog about how it’s all *whatever* it is – that’s up to you to explain – I have found my own explanations, and a lot of them make sense, I want to share.  And, I want to know what others may think of the way in which I made my conclusions.  Not because I think I am so smart – but because I wonder might it be possible?  That means I do not know, I still question, I still am curious.

Lets go with the premise that the earth is flat.  Since we debunked the holographic ventriloquist universe theory Okay.  So, wait, the earth is flat, but the Moon is what?  A sphere.  The moon gets to be a sphere and we don’t rate more than a flat as a pancake earth under a bubble dome.  Really?

The Flat MOON theory

We don’t rate a 3d shape but the moon gets to be a sphere that never rotates beyond a visual horizon.  There is a dark side (called Umbra) which we never see of this round ball in the  . . . . oh, wait would the moon now be also flat, since the flat earthers can’t have a sphere moon and a flat earth – if the moon is a sphere, then most likely so is the earth.  Again, my speculation based on a tiny bit of research.   Turns out if the moon isn’t flat like they claim our earth is, the moon is instead perhaps hollow (a hollow pancake?) and rings like a bell when hit hard enough.  As the lunar lander did when if fell back from liftoff after propelling the astronauts back from their moon landing site.

It rings like a bell

Maybe the moon isn’t flat then?  Maybe the earth isn’t flat either.  Definitely it’s not a projected image unless it’s a ventriloquist .  I didn’t like the idea that we get stuck with a plane old plain earth.  Flat existence.  A flat boring two dimensional Flat Earth.  Of all the righteous indignation.  We only get a flat earth with oceans that just fall off like in Avatar.  Surrounded by a bubble like dome.

Our earth is a sphere which resembles a soccer ball.  The shape has a name called a dodecahedron.  



Author: High Priestess Namma

High Priestess Naama is a minister with Universal Life Church and is 3rd generation of Ministers in the Deep South Bible Belt. Her meaningful interpretations on traditional stories will give you insight to your own life in a different and original light of fresh knowledge. Knowledge is for those who seek it. If you seek it, you will find it.